The funny thing about me is that every single thing I do turns out to be an adventure. This weekend I had the 15th birthday party of a friend, Anna. I was one of the 15 girls that dance in the ceremony, all with the same dresses and all. I guess this is a tradition only in Brazil, even though I’m not a huge fan of any type of traditions I accepted being part of her “15 couples” because I really care for her. Well, let’s start from the beginning.

Yesterday I had to do my hair at 3:30PM. My mom and I stopped by to get the dress before going to the hair-salon, and my dress wasn’t ready, the woman told us to call at 5:00 to see if the dress would be done. When I was doing my hair, my mom called and nothing about the dress, the woman said it would only be ready at 7:00-7:30. Remembering that I had to be at the party at 8:00, because the 15 girls had to arrive 1hour to 45min earlier. So my mom told her to give my dress to the birthday girl’s mom because she lives in the same condo. I do. Making it easier to pick up the dress faster so I wouldn’t be so late. Time passed and Alvy arrived to my house at 8:00 because he was going to the party with me. I was still there, anxious and nervous about my dress that didn’t even show signs of existing. I called Victor, Anna’s brother, and asked him to call me when the dress arrived with his mom. After a while he called me and said that the dad of another friend, Bia, was going to take the dress to me in my house. I said okay, even though I felt like there was something wrong. It was 8:30 and I was still waiting for the dress. I called Victor again and he had no idea of what was happening. Poor him, he has nothing to do with dresses and was in the whole confusion. Bia called me and said her dad had just left the dress with me. I told her I was at home all along and no one left the dress with me. All the while she kept insisting that her dad left the dress with Carol Telio. For a moment I felt as if I was losing my mind, I was sure he didn’t stop by to give me the dress and still she was saying he did. The thing is, he went to Victor’s house and there was a woman there that said that the dress was her daughter’s and just took the dress. But her daughter’s dress was still in the store and was arriving. In my opinion, she must’ve thought:”Well, my daughter’s dress isn’t here so I’ll get this one so she can have one.” Not taking in consideration that I would be without a frikin’ dress. My mom called Anna’s dad and asked what would happen next, he said that the dress had fit her and that her dress was arriving and that I was going to use her dress. I was already stressed because a kleptomaniac had gotten my dress. When the other dress arrived and I put it on, honestly, I was so stressed I was capable of jumping on top of the kleptomaniac and rip her clothes off. The girl’s dress was huge on me, I couldn’t even walk because it was so long, my boobs were squished and there was 10cm of clothing hanging on my hip. I called Anna’s mom and said I couldn’t use that dress ever. Well, in the end I got my dress back and the girl got hers. But I’m still pissed, I mean, common’ that boobless, fat, giraffe got my dress and said it fit! She could barely breathe! But not everything’s okay and the party was great. I guess that in the end, what I get from this is that there’s people in the world that tries to take advantage of everyone and everything. But this time, I won, because the kleptomaniac didn’t realize her daughter has an abnormal body. =p